Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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