Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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