Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I see more hoeing in ur future
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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