would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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