he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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