I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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