They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
