Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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