Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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