I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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