Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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