We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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