Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Rumble strips road head = magical
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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