I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
