Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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