Do vagina's smell?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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