Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
where does the pee come out of this thing
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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