Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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