Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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