the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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