He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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