Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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