Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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