so explain again why im purple
no
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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