she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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