I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Randomize
