i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
