So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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