if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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