we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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