I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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