i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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