I don't think brook has ever known best
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
