i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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