Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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