it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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