You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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