Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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