Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
try to milk me bitch
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