The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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