She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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