Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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