I want to have your abortion
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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