Sry I called you an 8
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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