we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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