She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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