they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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