Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
