is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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