just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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