I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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