Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
