We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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